It's a beautiful day tonight..

• Brits: Ah a nice relaxing bank holiday Mon-HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE SUN?
• Brits: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT'S THE SUN!
• Brits: OK EVERYONE. STAY. CALM. It could be a false alarm. It could still be cold.
• New channels: Breaking news - this is the hottest day of the year so far.
• Brits: OH SWEET JESUS HAVE MERCY! IT'S SUNNY AND HOT AND IT'S A BANK HOLIDAY. HOW WILL WE COPE???
• Ice Cream van: drives past
• Brits: /dead/
• Meanwhile in St Austell: Mist casually rolls on by, waving to the clouds above...

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Need. to lose… weight

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moonprismp0wer:

this always makes me giggle

theboyofcheese:

lightmytitsonfire:

peppermonster:

perfection. headcanon accepted.

OH MY GOD

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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victoriomantic:

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schmittastisch:

pbh3:

Punctuation marks the internet sorely needs.

I love the Hemi-Demi-Semi Colon

Because Morgan Freeman.

This speaks to me.

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Source:

thefrogman:

[imgur | video] [h/t: awesomephilia]

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breezeful:

pb-n-jfish:

Your blog has officially been signed by Johnny Depp.

his signature alone will impregnate me.

OMFG^

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thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: 4gifs]

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llamaloveszombie:

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nikkisanjuan:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

That’s parenting done right

Genius….

Isn’t very good porn to begin with.

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